Monday, February 3, 2014

Transformers: Age of Extinction Super Bowl TV Spot Analysis!


Wow! I am so glad that I waited for this last night! Now who is that Decepticon whose head transforms into a gun that fires a point-blank shot at Optimus Prime (dead (again since ROTF?)? I hope not!)? Is it Lockdown (transforms into a black 2014 Lamborghini Aventador)? Did I also see the Decepticon (the bot who turns into an Argosy Freightliner truck (?) - human-made?) that slices a red Chevy car? The flying two-headed Pteradactyl-like Dinobot (Swoop? Strafe?) flying in to grab Bumblebee? And is that Crosshairs (the green 2014 Chevy Corvette Autobot) shooting at the Decepticon ships (rebuilt by "evil" humans after DOTM?) left and right? Optimus riding on top of Grimlock? Pure awesome!
This had BETTER BE ten times better than Revenge of the Fallen and Dark of the Moon (Sentinel "Prime" - "Best TF Movie Villain Ever"? Yeah, right) and is TRULY on par with the 1st TF film! Just make sure that not every human scenes (especially the humor - now over-the-top since TF2) are going "way overboard" like in the last two! Please make the main villain A DECEPTICON (NOT mainly a human like Kelsey Grammer)! But at least now there's NO MORE SHIA LABEOUF (YES!)! Just please make Mark Wahlberg a completely mature human character and NOT have the same acting as Daniel Lugo (acting like a "douche" to Dwayne Johnson and Anthony Mackie or anyone onscreen)! Been waiting for this new TF film for so long after Michael Bay's boring Pain & Gain movie last year! Once I am finished with NOVA's spring semester, June 27th here I come! :D

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